Amazing Quotes About Real Estate

Here are the most relevant quotes regarding real estate. Some ring completely true and some are just plain hilarious. Even if you don’t know much about real estate, you will totally get these. Check them out:

“Here lies Walter Fielding. He bought a house, and it killed him.” – Walter Fielding, The Money Pit

“Don’t wait to buy real estate, buy real estate and wait.” – Will Rogers, actor

“People are Living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.” – Doug Larson, columnist

“Real estate cannot be lost or stolen, nor can it be carried away. Purchased with common sense, paid for in full, and managed with reasonable care, it is about the safest investment in the world.” – President Franklin D. Roosevelt

“The best time to buy a home is always five years ago.” – Ray Brown, Jazz musician

“They should put the two sections together, real estate and obituaries – Mr. Klein died today leaving a wife, two children, and a spacious three-bedroom apartment with a wood-burning fireplace.” – Harry, When Harry Met Sally

“It is a comfortable feeling to know that you stand on your own ground. Land is about the only thing that can’t fly away.” – Anthony Trollope, Victorian novelist

“750 grand, huh? It’s not a song – it’s an opera.” – Dennis Reid, Pacific Heights

“Lucy Van Pelt: I know how feel about all this Christmas business, getting depressed and all that. It happens to me every year. I never get what I really want. I always get a lot of stupid toys or a bicycle or clothes or something like that.

Charlie Brown: What is it you want?

Lucy Van Pelt: Real estate.” – Lucy and Charlie, A Charlie Brown Christmas


Aren’t all of these so incredibly true?!

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